Every Father is a Motherfucker

Mothers are a symbol of fertility and life
But that’s just half of a larger equation, there’s another side

Fathers may not have to cope with all that she goes through
But the bun doesn’t put itself in the oven so give the dads their due

Every father is a motherfucker
They fucked your mom and grandmom and every kind of mom

They plant the seeds of family trees from which we all descend
Forgive the jokes and jeans and breath, it happens now and then

So sometimes you get mad at dad and think he’s in the wrong
But remember that you’re only here because he fucked your mom

Every father is a motherfucker
They fucked your mom and grandmom and every kind of mom

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Every father is a motherfucker
They fucked your mom and grandmom and every kind of mom